ʻAʻohe mea, ʻaʻohe oʻu manaʻo
Ooh ah ah ah ah ah ah ah
Makemake au i ka moekolohe
Makemake au e hāʻawi i loko o ka waha i kēia lede, maikaʻi loa i ka omo ʻana i ka pipi nui! ʻOiai ke ʻano haʻahaʻa loa o ka wahine, lawe ʻo ia i kahi dick i loko o kona ʻōpū, a kokoke i nā pōpō! ʻAʻole au i ʻike i kekahi e like me ia, ʻo ka mea maʻamau wale nō nā wahine nui me nā hoki momona a me nā ʻūhā hiki ke lawe i kaʻu dick e like me ia.
ʻO ia kaʻu i kapa ai he pilina kaikunāne maoli - he hui lākou! A ua puhi pupule lakou, no ka mea, ua ninau leo nui ke kaikuahine i kona komo ana iloko ona. A no laila - hoʻomaikaʻi ʻia a hoʻopaʻa ʻia nā neʻe a pau - ʻike maopopo ʻaʻole lākou e hana i ka manawa mua.
Ua hoʻoholo nā kaikuahine pāʻani ʻelua e pāʻani me ko lāua kaikuaʻana. ʻO ia ka mea e like me ka nerd me nā aniani. Loaʻa iā ia kahi dick e like me ka sledgehammer. ʻAʻole hiki ke komo i loko o kona waha. Hoʻokomo ʻo ia i ka hoahānau ma luna o kāna dick a hoʻopaʻi ikaika iā ia.
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Auwe
E hāʻawi mai iaʻu i kāu helu makemake wau e moe me ʻoe
Nā wikiō pili
Auwe, ʻaʻohe hilahila i ka ninini ʻana i ʻelua mau waiū ma luna o kēlā mau umauma! A hiki iā ʻoe ke loaʻa i kekahi mau kāne e holo i kēlā mau lua. Manaʻo wau ʻaʻole ʻo ia e noho lōʻihi me kēlā kāne. Pono nā wahine e like me kēlā!