Makemake au i ka wahine :-P
Aloha au i ka hāʻawi ʻana o kahi kaikamahine ʻulaʻula i kahi hana puhi maikaʻi. He ʻoluʻolu i ka hopena i kona ʻili ʻana i kona mau maka, makemake nui au i kēia mau manawa.
Ke hoʻolimalima ʻoe i nā mea no ka hoʻoponopono ʻana, pono ʻoe e noi i kahi kumukūʻai. Maanei ʻaʻole hiki i ka mea kūʻai ke uku, a hāʻawi ka haku iā ia e hoʻihoʻi i ka ʻaiʻē $ 500 me kona kino. He kumu kūʻai maikaʻi kēlā no ke kaikamahine maikaʻi. Ua komo pū kēia manaʻo i loko o kona poʻo nani - ʻoi aku ka pipiʻi o ka gadget. ʻAe, i kona ʻike ʻana i kāna moa ikaika, ua pau loa ke koena o ka haʻaheo. ʻO ka hoʻoholo maikaʻi - blonde akamai!
No ka mea aloha i nā wahine kino nui, ʻaʻole hiki ke pale ʻia kēia kino, ʻoiai ʻike wau i nā mea aloha he nui i nā wahine ʻili iwi. Akā inā ʻaʻole pono ʻoe e kau i nā peʻa he nui ma kou kino, nani ke kino o ka wahine nona iho. ʻAe wau ʻo kahi kāne - ʻekolu mau peʻa liʻiliʻi ma ke kino o ka wahine e hāʻawi iā ia i ka ʻala, akā he nui? A he aha ke alelo hoʻoneʻe ʻino ma ka hopena o ke wikiō? Manaʻo wau ʻo ia wale nō ka mea hiki ke lawe i ke kanaka i ka piko o ka leʻaleʻa.
Ua lawe ka luna iā ia e hoʻolako i nā lawelawe, akā ʻaʻohe ona manawa e lawe ai i nā palaka. A hiki i kahi mea kōkua maikaʻi ke haʻalele iā ia i kahi ʻano ʻino? ʻOi aku ka maikaʻi ʻo ia a ʻaʻohe manaʻo e hoʻomaha iā ia iho mai ka hana. E lawe au iā ia e hana me ka mea holoi holoi. A oi loa aku me ka hose. )))
E Sally, makemake au e hana pū ʻoe.
Auwe, ʻaʻole wau i manaʻo.
♪ pēpē, e hoʻokomo wau i loko o kou hoki ♪
ʻO ka hoʻopaʻa ʻana i kahi wahine ʻike ʻole me ka lauoho uliuli ua like ia me ka moe kolohe me ka Fairy. He mea kupanaha ka dick a ke kanaka makua ma luna ona!
Nā wikiō pili
wow ʻo wai. makemake e hana like iaʻu